Division 13 is the post-parade intervention and recovery arm of MichiganHouseWolfs. Crowd drift, dimensional spillover, suspicious baggage, scent clearance, parade monitoring, cleanup, containment, and whatever remains after everyone else has gone home.
Parade Monitors / Optics Division
Parade route observation is conducted through AI smart glasses - voice and touch activated. Monitors talk to them like regular AI: they read, identify, and record every participant, float, and dimensional anomaly in real time, translating 139 languages on the spot, filming in 1080P. New recruits train their gaze until the footage stops jumping. Issued in sunglasses and chromatic lenses.
The smart glasses they actually wear
Post-Parade Cleanup & Recovery
Parade cleanup unit, fully equipped and deployed.
Northern Iceland Division
Regional division operating under independent charter. Keepers of memory, keepers of strategy. They remember everything, so the rest of us don't have to.
Gary, Apex Predator at Large
Senior Faculty
Gary has been part of the institution since before most current residents arrived and before several timelines were properly named.
He is a jack of all trades, an expert at all, according to Gary, and irritatingly often according to the evidence.
Gary drinks and smokes in excess, practices yoga, eats constantly despite being a committed vegetarian, and possesses teleportation skills that remain unmatched by nearly everyone on staff.
He has no permanent department because Gary considers every department his department.
He appears without warning, gets involved in everybody's business, solves problems nobody asked him to solve, creates several new ones, and usually leaves the situation better than he found it.
When he is not inserting himself into active operations, Gary can generally be found on the yoga mat smoking pot, drinking dandelion detox tea., and offering unsolicited expert commentary on whatever everyone else is doing.
Usually.
First and foremost, Gary is an apex predator.
The belly is unrelated.
The longest-serving member of the institution, having survived every administration to date. He attends all wellness programming. Participation is interpreted broadly.
Gary’s official yoga mat