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Division 13 - Sanctioned Intervention Unit

Division 13 is the post-parade intervention and recovery arm of MichiganHouseWolfs. Crowd drift, dimensional spillover, suspicious baggage, scent clearance, parade monitoring, cleanup, containment, and whatever remains after everyone else has gone home.
Division 13 Command Unit
Division 13 Command Unit
Field Response Runner
Operational command for all Division 13 deployments. Readiness is maintained across every active timeline. All field decisions clear through this office before execution.
The goggles they actually wear
Bi-Dimensional Baggage Inspection
Portal Baggage Inspection
Primary inspection lane, interportal terminal.
Scent Clearance Checkpoint
Scent clearance checkpoint, secondary lane.
All luggage crossing between dimensions is subject to inspection. Scent clearance is performed by certified personnel. Undeclared items are confiscated without discussion.
The orange 4-piece set. The little case is theirs.
The black 2-piece set.
Parade Monitors / Optics Division
Parade Route Monitors
Parade route observation is conducted through AI smart glasses - voice and touch activated. Monitors talk to them like regular AI: they read, identify, and record every participant, float, and dimensional anomaly in real time, translating 139 languages on the spot, filming in 1080P. New recruits train their gaze until the footage stops jumping. Issued in sunglasses and chromatic lenses.
The smart glasses they actually wear
Post-Parade Cleanup & Recovery
Parade Cleanup Unit
Parade cleanup unit, fully equipped and deployed.
Once the parade clears, Division 13 clears what the parade left. Recovery crews deploy with full staging equipment. The route is returned to its original condition, or as close as physics allows.
What the route gets cleaned with
The standard arsenal, versatile inside and out:
Comet
Windex
Lysol
Clorox wipes (3-pack)
Clorox 2
Muzzle & Containment Unit
Muzzle Compliance Check
Muzzle compliance verified before transport.
Bite Training Assessment
Bite training assessment, controlled conditions.
Containment protocols apply to all personnel regardless of species. Muzzle compliance is verified before transport. Each case is processed with complete procedural calm.
The muzzles they actually use
Northern Iceland Division
Northern Iceland Division
Regional division operating under independent charter. Keepers of memory, keepers of strategy. They remember everything, so the rest of us don't have to.
Mounted / Unicorn Division
Mounted Unicorn Division
Ceremonial and rapid-response mounted operations. The division maintains full parade readiness and cross-terrain capability. Grooming standards are the highest in the organization.
The shampoo behind the grooming standards
Gary, Apex Predator at Large
Senior Faculty
Gary, Apex Predator at Large
Gary has been part of the institution since before most current residents arrived and before several timelines were properly named. He is a jack of all trades, an expert at all, according to Gary, and irritatingly often according to the evidence. Gary drinks and smokes in excess, practices yoga, eats constantly despite being a committed vegetarian, and possesses teleportation skills that remain unmatched by nearly everyone on staff. He has no permanent department because Gary considers every department his department. He appears without warning, gets involved in everybody's business, solves problems nobody asked him to solve, creates several new ones, and usually leaves the situation better than he found it. When he is not inserting himself into active operations, Gary can generally be found on the yoga mat smoking pot, drinking dandelion detox tea., and offering unsolicited expert commentary on whatever everyone else is doing. Usually. First and foremost, Gary is an apex predator. The belly is unrelated.
The longest-serving member of the institution, having survived every administration to date. He attends all wellness programming. Participation is interpreted broadly.
Gary’s official yoga mat
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