Sealed Lab Entrance
Two vultures stand guard at the sealed lab entrance: Castor and Pollux, twin sentries equipped with ocular recognition and projectile vomit defense systems. Each visitor must pass a single-question entry exam. The question is different for every species and cannot be repeated. Failing the test results in temporary reality liquefaction.
Beneath this image, a sign-in field will eventually appear. Until then, unauthorized beings are advised to proceed at their own risk.
Project George: Successful Cloning Initiative
It started with a simple friend request.
The flowerpot frog, recently appointed Official Message Mediator for MichiganHouseWolfs, discovered an unsecured teleportation portal and, being a frog, immediately jumped into it.
Upon arriving at the laboratory, he informed Dr.Raven that he wanted a friend.
Dr.Raven nodded...
...and did what Dr.Raven does.
She named him George. Then she named every clone George, too, in honor of Momz's mom, who shared her life with eight beloved pet frogs, all named George. Together, they were simply known as The Georges.
Deenice: Mutant Entry 1
Deenice (Codename: H.A.R.L.E.Y.N.)
Status: Semi-contained
Metal limbs, synthetic laughter, suspected affinity for pineapple juice.
Unnamed Rejection Prototype
Status: Nonverbal
Appears during data spikes and full moons. Possibly communicates in scent-based sarcasm.
